Abingdon
Police Department
For Immediate
Release
Practice Safe “Pokemoning”
Pokémon Go
has been downloaded to nearly 8 million devices in the United States. With this
many players, incidents are going to happen. Our goal is to insure that players
and non-players are safe.
Attention all Pokémon trainers, we need your help. As you pursue Pikachu, or any other Poké-characters, please use caution. Sometimes people do not understand that you are playing in augmented reality. Remember in the real world, laws apply.
In Abingdon, some arenas are off limits. When you see Squirtle hiding behind a tombstone in the cemetery after sundown, DO NOT pursue him. It is a trap! He is trying to get you arrested. In the Virginia gym, you are prohibited from entering a cemetery after dark.
Likewise, public parks are OFF limits after sundown! If you see Piplup on the swings, sliding down the sliding board, hiding behind a picnic table or running down the Creeper Trail, do not give chase. Once again, this is a trap devised by the Pokémon characters to get you arrested, and remove you from the game.
Attention all Pokémon trainers, we need your help. As you pursue Pikachu, or any other Poké-characters, please use caution. Sometimes people do not understand that you are playing in augmented reality. Remember in the real world, laws apply.
In Abingdon, some arenas are off limits. When you see Squirtle hiding behind a tombstone in the cemetery after sundown, DO NOT pursue him. It is a trap! He is trying to get you arrested. In the Virginia gym, you are prohibited from entering a cemetery after dark.
Likewise, public parks are OFF limits after sundown! If you see Piplup on the swings, sliding down the sliding board, hiding behind a picnic table or running down the Creeper Trail, do not give chase. Once again, this is a trap devised by the Pokémon characters to get you arrested, and remove you from the game.
In
reality, trespassing DOES exist. You can try to explain to the judge that
you were running through Mrs. O'Leary's backyard at three in the morning trying
to throw a Pokéball at the Sandshrew, but most likely he will still convict you
of trespassing.
Always remember that the laws of physics are still applicable. If you find a Pokéstop in the middle of Main Street, you will not possess enough potions or stardust to repair your broken body when you discover Newton's second law of motion, as you become the temporary hood ornament for a Buick. Make sure that you are alert when crossing streets.
Finally, many people may consider playing via automobile to cover greater territory; DON’T.
Always remember that the laws of physics are still applicable. If you find a Pokéstop in the middle of Main Street, you will not possess enough potions or stardust to repair your broken body when you discover Newton's second law of motion, as you become the temporary hood ornament for a Buick. Make sure that you are alert when crossing streets.
Finally, many people may consider playing via automobile to cover greater territory; DON’T.
As you
travel to incubate or evolve, we ask that you be respectful of the private
property rights of others. In the Abingdon arena, law and order always wins.
We
encourage safe and fair play at all times. However, some trainers may get so
engrossed in capturing Shaymin that they forget the rules of society. In short,
keep your hands to yourself, do not enter other peoples' property without
permission, stay out of cemeteries and public parks after dark, don't touch
other peoples' stuff, look both ways before crossing the street, don't play in
the road, always use good manners, and remember we are in the south y’all, be
kind to one another. Maybe you can team with Pikachu to spread joy and
happiness in the real world.
LOL great tips and advice!
ReplyDeleteLOL great tips and advice!
ReplyDeleteMy compliments to the writer. Clear, informative, easy to understand, friendly and humorous. Excellent work.
ReplyDeleteSigned,
A former PR pro
This is amazing. Love it.
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing. Love it.
ReplyDeletegreat writing...
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